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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1166 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2201 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,743 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1413 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1222 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1472 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1636 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,281,221 of utility $259 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 173 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Adjust | 321 | 0.23 | 9 min |
| #2 | 傻逼 | 214 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | Floodahnyo (PANACEA PRODUCER) | 96 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | Jimmy | 87 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #5 | Adolf Rage Quitler | 75 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Floodahnyo (PANACEA PRODUCER) | +5.81 | 84 | 67 |
| #2 | ✪ Adjust | +3.86 | 80 | 69 |
| #3 | MentalCuck | +0.35 | 61 | 57 |
| #4 | 傻逼 | +0.31 | 70 | 46 |
| #5 | Jimmy | +0.15 | 53 | 29 |





