








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1081 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 350 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3272 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,217 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1861 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2594 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3432 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2330 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,894,284 of utility $225 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 731 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ◉◡◉ҠҠHАNA_МÄӀЛЛЛ ◉◡◉ | 7 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | mnntrl | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | NOTYYLII | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | trysn | 3 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | Rutto-Alina | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mnntrl | +1.73 | 53 | 64 |
| #2 | Peij00n4 | +1.45 | 60 | 72 |
| #3 | ◉◡◉ҠҠHАNA_МÄӀЛЛЛ ◉◡◉ | +0.88 | 48 | 84 |
| #4 | jakem0nn1 | +0.72 | 65 | 65 |
| #5 | NOTYYLII | +0.59 | 68 | 64 |





