








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 371 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 178 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5143 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,729 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8859 | 37% |
| Smokes | 6988 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3514 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 4368 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $325,097 of utility $39 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 240 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 7O1NO | 77% | 31 |
| #2 | Banguela | 67% | 21 |
| #3 | BKSQD. saJo | 65% | 26 |
| #4 | carlosp10 | 59% | 66 |
| #5 | Noname | 58% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | ʆiʆ_Kѳɗiyѳ | 49% | 87 |
| #13 | Luisinh0 | 48% | 99 |
| #14 | ClutchKick_88 | 48% | 97 |
| #15 | </Scr1PT>™ | 46% | 97 |
| #16 | stapalidodo | 29% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B.Rabbit | 13 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | ClutchKick_88 | 8 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | ʆiʆ_Kѳɗiyѳ | 7 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | BKSQD. rayiZ | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | </Scr1PT>™ | 4 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B.Rabbit | 361 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #2 | BKSQD. rayiZ | 345 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | Luisinh0 | 338 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #4 | BKSQD.S1CKSADS2MONSTA' | 312 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #5 | </Scr1PT>™ | 289 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 7O1NO | +6.14 | 75 | 64 |
| #2 | rokat[A :> | +4.70 | 77 | 79 |
| #3 | BKSQD. rayiZ | +2.46 | 77 | 66 |
| #4 | BKSQD. saJo | +0.37 | 47 | 63 |
| #5 | Noname | +0.23 | 67 | 38 |





