








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 168 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 67 matches | ||
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2686 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,065 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1167 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2832 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 1853 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1213 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,029,632 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 66 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 44883 | 71% | 45 |
| #2 | Psyduck | 57% | 128 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 44883 | 71% | 45 |
| #2 | Psyduck | 57% | 128 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 44883 | 9 | 0.0111 |
| #2 | Psyduck | 8 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Psyduck | 154 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #2 | 44883 | 130 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 44883 | +3.98 | 62 | 55 |
| #2 | MIGHT. ♛ | +1.36 | 68 | 49 |
| #3 | Psyduck | -1.61 | 42 | 50 |





