








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 490 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 110 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3682 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,330 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3145 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4999 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 4683 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2503 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,276,293 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 421 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MIGHT. ♛ | 57% | 128 |
| #2 | mY MaTeS OnLy SpEaK RuSSiaN | 48% | 213 |
| #3 | Daycos | 36% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MIGHT. ♛ | 57% | 128 |
| #2 | mY MaTeS OnLy SpEaK RuSSiaN | 48% | 213 |
| #3 | Daycos | 36% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mY MaTeS OnLy SpEaK RuSSiaN | 10 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | MIGHT. ♛ | 9 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Daycos | 4 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mY MaTeS OnLy SpEaK RuSSiaN | 456 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #2 | MIGHT. ♛ | 97 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | Daycos | 34 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MIGHT. ♛ | +2.12 | 67 | 44 |
| #2 | mY MaTeS OnLy SpEaK RuSSiaN | -0.47 | 37 | 46 |
| #3 | Daycos | -0.52 | 50 | 41 |
| #4 | Psyduck | -0.75 | 41 | 56 |





