








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 155 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
626 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,901 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 857 | 30% |
| Smokes | 863 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 522 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 659 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $135,077 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mara | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | kis | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | nurmonhurja | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | J | 57% | 7 |
| #5 | matsån | 56% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | yes | 40% | 5 |
| #13 | luiG1 | 37% | 30 |
| #14 | Heikkilä | 35% | 17 |
| #15 | ツJuuso | 22% | 9 |
| #16 | flouZi | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | visajussu | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | teukka | 1 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | flouZi | 1 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | visajussu | 135 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #2 | Heikkilä | 88 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #3 | luiG1 | 86 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | yes | 38 | 0.30 | 1 min |
| #5 | teukka | 31 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | matsån | +1.92 | 68 | 54 |
| #2 | kis | +1.84 | 74 | 72 |
| #3 | yes | +1.58 | 73 | 81 |
| #4 | markus:D.mp3 | +1.26 | 76 | 82 |
| #5 | flouZi | +0.61 | 79 | 71 |





