








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
319 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,274 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 323 | 25% |
| Smokes | 474 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 286 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 191 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $77,710 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Poperze | 51% | 39 |
| #2 | 2 | 51% | 47 |
| #3 | Eddie Irvine | 50% | 42 |
| #4 | TaskeT | 44% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Poperze | 51% | 39 |
| #2 | 2 | 51% | 47 |
| #3 | Eddie Irvine | 50% | 42 |
| #4 | TaskeT | 44% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eddie Irvine | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | 2 | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2 | 100 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | Poperze | 51 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | TaskeT | 24 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #4 | Eddie Irvine | 20 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Poperze | +2.53 | 61 | 64 |
| #2 | 2 | -0.09 | 62 | 62 |
| #3 | Eddie Irvine | -0.96 | 56 | 48 |
| #4 | TaskeT | -2.65 | 49 | 56 |
| #5 | Burtz | -3.63 | 34 | 58 |





