








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1465 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 474 matches | ||
| Wingman | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 179 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4257 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,026 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7585 | 24% |
| Smokes | 9409 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 8125 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5907 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,316,664 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1036 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deathland | 46% | 59 |
| #2 | Paf!!;,¸+PAF+PASS+ | 44% | 113 |
| #3 | PrawLeR | 44% | 222 |
| #4 | Komandos | 44% | 243 |
| #5 | KUJA | 44% | 218 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Komandos | 10 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | PrawLeR | 10 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Garo_BIH | 7 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | deathland | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | KUJA | 4 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KUJA | 709 | 0.15 | 21 min |
| #2 | Komandos | 629 | 0.13 | 17 min |
| #3 | PrawLeR | 626 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #4 | Paf!!;,¸+PAF+PASS+ | 215 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | Garo_BIH | 134 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PrawLeR | +2.41 | 47 | 65 |
| #2 | WarDrone10 | +2.34 | 49 | 49 |
| #3 | Komandos | +1.18 | 23 | 74 |
| #4 | Paf!!;,¸+PAF+PASS+ | +0.61 | 27 | 58 |
| #5 | cRoKyBEAST | +0.53 | 40 | 77 |





