








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 18 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
719 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,050 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 561 | 27% |
| Smokes | 589 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 535 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 365 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $293,081 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | ✪nAIZzz | 50% | 42 |
| #9 | JANOOS | 46% | 48 |
| #10 | Andreas | 40% | 5 |
| #11 | juicy | 40% | 10 |
| #12 | IMOJO | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JANOOS | 111 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | ✪nAIZzz | 103 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | juicy | 28 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #4 | Andreas | 18 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| #5 | it's pp time | 17 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | it's pp time | +5.86 | 73 | 87 |
| #2 | JANOOS | +2.65 | 67 | 65 |
| #3 | juicy | +2.57 | 64 | 58 |
| #4 | ✪nAIZzz | +0.97 | 69 | 57 |
| #5 | Andreas | +0.62 | 69 | 60 |





