








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 61 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
766 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,516 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 933 | 37% |
| Smokes | 710 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 334 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 539 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $202,660 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 153 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | utro | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | Kiisseli #Hype | 58% | 24 |
| #3 | FluffyPanda | 57% | 23 |
| #4 | EETU | 51% | 35 |
| #5 | kellikoira | 50% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | EETU | 51% | 35 |
| #5 | kellikoira | 50% | 6 |
| #6 | Sutinkī | 47% | 17 |
| #7 | oskari | 45% | 11 |
| #8 | Tofi | 45% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kiisseli #Hype | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Tofi | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | oskari | 1 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EETU | 80 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | Sutinkī | 59 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | Kiisseli #Hype | 42 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | FluffyPanda | 30 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Tofi | 18 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JuCI | +2.86 | 82 | 71 |
| #2 | Tofi | +0.19 | 65 | 58 |
| #3 | FluffyPanda | +0.06 | 47 | 74 |
| #4 | EETU | -0.05 | 69 | 59 |
| #5 | Kiisseli #Hype | -0.46 | 52 | 57 |





