








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 556 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 195 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5944 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,235 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1237 | 11% |
| Smokes | 3071 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3561 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 3366 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,991,014 of utility $212 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 611 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lylou | 52% | 25 |
| #2 | Cinnamon Buns | 51% | 251 |
| #3 | One Armed Bandit | 50% | 440 |
| #4 | Mozzarella Fox | 48% | 62 |
| #5 | SkaBooM!!! | 47% | 161 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | METAL ROACH | +8.82 | 71 | 54 |
| #2 | Lylou | +0.17 | 34 | 18 |
| #3 | Cinnamon Buns | -0.16 | 29 | 69 |
| #4 | Mozzarella Fox | -0.35 | 37 | 35 |
| #5 | SkaBooM!!! | -2.77 | 40 | 49 |





