








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 303 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 299 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3389 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,296 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1653 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1956 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1578 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2109 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,984,874 of utility $218 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 59 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Antonio LeBonx'1616 | 49% | 226 |
| #7 | Process of deforestation | 48% | 29 |
| #8 | DaVinCiii | 48% | 204 |
| #9 | Kalitson | 46% | 189 |
| #10 | jDiegus | 43% | 149 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antonio LeBonx'1616 | 16 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Łyshyツ | 10 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | DaVinCiii | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | jDiegus | 7 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Kalitson | 6 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antonio LeBonx'1616 | 505 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #2 | jDiegus | 238 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | DaVinCiii | 187 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #4 | Łyshyツ | 163 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | Kalitson | 125 | 0.03 | 2 min |





