








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 12 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1023 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,740 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 579 | 21% |
| Smokes | 833 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 725 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 603 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $352,359 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | vishal | 56% | 9 |
| #3 | rigboner | 51% | 47 |
| #4 | sun | 50% | 58 |
| #5 | mars | 46% | 26 |
| #6 | ink | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sun | 7 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | rigboner | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | vishal | 2 | 0.0109 |
| #4 | ink | 1 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sun | 153 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #2 | ink | 84 | 0.29 | 2 min |
| #3 | rigboner | 78 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | mars | 70 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | vishal | 26 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rigboner | +2.02 | 63 | 71 |
| #2 | mars | +0.24 | 79 | 50 |
| #3 | ink | +0.14 | 77 | 46 |
| #4 | sun | -0.14 | 74 | 63 |
| #5 | edboy | -0.29 | 76 | 54 |





