








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2811 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 234 matches | ||
| Faceit | 205 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 173 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5690 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,470 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6393 | 27% |
| Smokes | 6035 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5177 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5865 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,067,469 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 712 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AnGeL- | 67% | 51 |
| #2 | ✪ M0uuss ♠ | 65% | 86 |
| #3 | UnB3 D.Pas.Cartman | 64% | 95 |
| #4 | FLhRom | 59% | 49 |
| #5 | TheBelette | 59% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #15 | RgA | 47% | 117 |
| #16 | hSL | 46% | 61 |
| #17 | extr4 | 44% | 32 |
| #18 | snoop | 43% | 90 |
| #19 | MonSter | 43% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Googley | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | kaj+++++-+-- | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | RgA | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | RdK™ | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | hSL | 3 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RgA | 726 | 0.20 | 18 min |
| #2 | giselle | 531 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #3 | Googley | 505 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #4 | FLhRom | 483 | 0.25 | 12 min |
| #5 | ✪ M0uuss ♠ | 455 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AnGeL- | +5.63 | 92 | 74 |
| #2 | MonSter | +3.94 | 81 | 85 |
| #3 | FLhRom | +3.08 | 78 | 79 |
| #4 | hi im stou | +2.32 | 75 | 64 |
| #5 | giselle | +2.00 | 59 | 68 |





