








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 342 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 134 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1645 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,394 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2702 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2045 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1926 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1721 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $484,540 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 735 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leetify | TATSU | CSBro | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | xxyz | 68% | 19 |
| #3 | HAvN☺☻ | 63% | 30 |
| #4 | 👌 | 56% | 25 |
| #5 | wacH7L | 53% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 👌 | 6 | 0.0107 |
| #2 | D0me | 2 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | xxyz | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | HOSSA | 1 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Leetify | TATSU | CSBro | 1 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HAvN☺☻ | 149 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #2 | Baum | 146 | 0.40 | 4 min |
| #3 | xxyz | 103 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #4 | aleX300 | 99 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #5 | wacH7L | 93 | 0.29 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leetify | TATSU | CSBro | +6.45 | 87 | 63 |
| #2 | xxyz | +3.48 | 87 | 65 |
| #3 | wacH7L | +1.71 | 85 | 76 |
| #4 | aleX300 | +1.39 | 56 | 81 |
| #5 | D0me | +1.14 | 83 | 55 |





