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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 422 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Faceit | 61 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2326 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,739 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2834 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3178 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2006 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1721 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $620,360 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 181 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | CS2R - Beastoff | 54% | 37 |
| #5 | OVM - Fattoosh | 50% | 22 |
| #6 | Mamie Roulette | 40% | 43 |
| #7 | ANDYY | 38% | 16 |
| #8 | Mrsiriousexen ☭ | 30% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mamie Roulette | 175 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #2 | Mrsiriousexen ☭ | 140 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #3 | CS2R - Beastoff | 129 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | K4PSuL_^ | 88 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #5 | OVM - Fattoosh | 74 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ANDYY | +3.16 | 88 | 47 |
| #2 | LAMA | +1.62 | 69 | 55 |
| #3 | K4PSuL_^ | +1.10 | 79 | 67 |
| #4 | ◖|ﻝﮖヤネ么|◗ | +0.57 | 47 | 81 |
| #5 | CS2R - Beastoff | -0.62 | 69 | 58 |





