








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
192 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 633 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 180 | 28% |
| Smokes | 166 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 147 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 140 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $89,541 of utility $207 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bruno el Perro | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | bilbo.- | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | Krosso | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | SirLenselot | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | KatzederHund | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Pavel Jong | 29% | 7 |
| #12 | Taskmanager | 27% | 15 |
| #13 | __SiXa* | 25% | 8 |
| #14 | jürgen | 20% | 10 |
| #15 | howtoopenthegate | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Taskmanager | 1 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | jürgen | 1 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | Grymo | 1 | 0.0104 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Taskmanager | 44 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #2 | __SiXa* | 24 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | jürgen | 11 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | Bruno el Perro | 9 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | bilbo.- | 9 | 0.20 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bilbo.- | +8.38 | 78 | 72 |
| #2 | HARALD | +4.60 | 51 | 76 |
| #3 | Krosso | +3.63 | 62 | 60 |
| #4 | Bruno el Perro | +3.22 | 78 | 58 |
| #5 | KatzederHund | +2.62 | 73 | 57 |





