








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 135 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
668 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,800 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 450 | 25% |
| Smokes | 375 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 448 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 527 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $260,180 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Angel | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | V1c4l0 | 60% | 43 |
| #3 | 8Willy | 60% | 43 |
| #4 | Auroniz | 54% | 89 |
| #5 | Marmotte-Kamikaze | 44% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Angel | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | V1c4l0 | 60% | 43 |
| #3 | 8Willy | 60% | 43 |
| #4 | Auroniz | 54% | 89 |
| #5 | Marmotte-Kamikaze | 44% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Auroniz | 15 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | V1c4l0 | 14 | 0.0171 |
| #3 | 8Willy | 6 | 0.0075 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Auroniz | 190 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | V1c4l0 | 158 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #3 | Angel | 43 | 0.42 | 1 min |
| #4 | 8Willy | 35 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Marmotte-Kamikaze | 3 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Angel | +7.64 | 63 | 84 |
| #2 | V1c4l0 | +2.75 | 68 | 63 |
| #3 | Auroniz | +2.68 | 68 | 61 |
| #4 | Drauw | -0.03 | 59 | 56 |
| #5 | Marmotte-Kamikaze | -2.49 | 15 | 53 |





