








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 450 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 68 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
824 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,139 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1252 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1148 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 950 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 789 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $131,175 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dᴀlt | 54% | 13 |
| #2 | n0x_pt | 44% | 78 |
| #3 | kn1x | 37% | 35 |
| #4 | comandos | 35% | 34 |
| #5 | TÓ MOSCA | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | n0x_pt | 44% | 78 |
| #3 | kn1x | 37% | 35 |
| #4 | comandos | 35% | 34 |
| #5 | TÓ MOSCA | 33% | 6 |
| #6 | srfcjames | 25% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kn1x | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | comandos | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | srfcjames | 2 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kn1x | 113 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #2 | n0x_pt | 82 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | dᴀlt | 58 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | comandos | 52 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | srfcjames | 46 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | comandos | +1.82 | 80 | 46 |
| #2 | NOAK | +1.80 | 70 | 69 |
| #3 | kn1x | +0.60 | 74 | 55 |
| #4 | n0x_pt | -0.41 | 61 | 40 |
| #5 | dᴀlt | -1.45 | 37 | 66 |





