








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
118 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 266 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 38 | 14% |
| Smokes | 76 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 85 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 67 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $46,834 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skrrt cobain | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | Grosshandlarn | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | DjväskAn | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | Van | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skrrt cobain | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | Grosshandlarn | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | DjväskAn | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | Van | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skrrt cobain | 2 | 0.0194 |
| #2 | Grosshandlarn | 1 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | DjväskAn | 1 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DjväskAn | 15 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #2 | Grosshandlarn | 13 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #3 | skrrt cobain | 10 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | Van | 6 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rat smacker | +3.37 | 69 | 46 |
| #2 | skrrt cobain | +1.22 | 85 | 58 |
| #3 | Grosshandlarn | +1.12 | 56 | 61 |
| #4 | Van | -1.33 | 88 | 61 |
| #5 | DjväskAn | -2.19 | 68 | 58 |





