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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 119 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1565 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,982 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2017 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1909 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1476 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1580 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $418,427 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 149 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S~illazz 🐉 | 71% | 14 |
| #2 | shushu | 64% | 39 |
| #3 | visug | 57% | 35 |
| #4 | vhel | 57% | 23 |
| #5 | x4NK | 56% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S~illazz 🐉 | 71% | 14 |
| #2 | shushu | 64% | 39 |
| #3 | visug | 57% | 35 |
| #4 | vhel | 57% | 23 |
| #5 | x4NK | 56% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shushu | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | visug | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | S~illazz 🐉 | 2 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | vhel | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | x4NK | 142 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #2 | visug | 114 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | vhel | 75 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | S~illazz 🐉 | 62 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #5 | shushu | 57 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S~illazz 🐉 | +1.49 | 84 | 72 |
| #2 | visug | +0.57 | 82 | 64 |
| #3 | hang;.er | +0.53 | 74 | 70 |
| #4 | shushu | -0.21 | 61 | 32 |
| #5 | x4NK | -0.53 | 79 | 72 |





