








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 147 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 57 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1079 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,753 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1035 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1232 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 602 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 884 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $244,316 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 17 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | noppapro | 100% | 5 |
| #2 | rob | 59% | 86 |
| #3 | Half | 56% | 54 |
| #4 | Guddis Willie🐋 | 52% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | noppapro | 100% | 5 |
| #2 | rob | 59% | 86 |
| #3 | Half | 56% | 54 |
| #4 | Guddis Willie🐋 | 52% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rob | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | Half | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rob | 215 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #2 | Half | 205 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #3 | Guddis Willie🐋 | 39 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | noppapro | 12 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | noppapro | +5.59 | 59 | 64 |
| #2 | chief | +3.72 | 89 | 73 |
| #3 | rob | -0.05 | 59 | 64 |
| #4 | Guddis Willie🐋 | -2.85 | 40 | 46 |
| #5 | Half | -2.95 | 48 | 62 |





