








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 329 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1401 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,273 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1534 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1392 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1005 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1342 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $332,420 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 58 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Remi | 86% | 7 |
| #2 | s1ba | 79% | 19 |
| #3 | aigamo | 79% | 19 |
| #4 | suu | 78% | 23 |
| #5 | 中華製 | 73% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | s1ba | 79% | 19 |
| #3 | aigamo | 79% | 19 |
| #4 | suu | 78% | 23 |
| #5 | 中華製 | 73% | 22 |
| #6 | miyA | 71% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1ba | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | aigamo | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aigamo | 185 | 0.39 | 4 min |
| #2 | 中華製 | 184 | 0.34 | 5 min |
| #3 | suu | 130 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #4 | s1ba | 85 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | miyA | 20 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Remi | +5.59 | 90 | 45 |
| #2 | taka193b | +3.30 | 85 | 72 |
| #3 | 中華製 | +2.90 | 83 | 75 |
| #4 | suu | -0.05 | 70 | 65 |
| #5 | miyA | -0.25 | 62 | 72 |





