








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 59 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
822 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,798 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 390 | 14% |
| Smokes | 819 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 866 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 723 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $342,321 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El Corronzo | 65% | 23 |
| #2 | mixu:^) | 59% | 83 |
| #3 | Micnic | 55% | 94 |
| #4 | Tupezki | 53% | 101 |
| #5 | jejex | 52% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Micnic | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Tupezki | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | mixu:^) | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | Mieslapsi | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | jejex | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El Corronzo | +2.89 | 79 | 71 |
| #2 | Micnic | +2.12 | 80 | 76 |
| #3 | jejex | +0.87 | 65 | 45 |
| #4 | Mieslapsi | +0.59 | 75 | 75 |
| #5 | mixu:^) | +0.26 | 63 | 62 |





