








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 186 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 96 matches | ||
| Wingman | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1893 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,535 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1531 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1023 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 741 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1240 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $511,650 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | avery | 75% | 24 |
| #2 | Kavihira | 71% | 17 |
| #3 | Fawx ♥ | 70% | 37 |
| #4 | Stx | 62% | 50 |
| #5 | lilyblossom | 60% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Fawx ♥ | 70% | 37 |
| #4 | Stx | 62% | 50 |
| #5 | lilyblossom | 60% | 20 |
| #6 | raven | 58% | 43 |
| #7 | hambooga | 55% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stx | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | raven | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | lilyblossom | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stx | 215 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #2 | Fawx ♥ | 172 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #3 | lilyblossom | 105 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #4 | Kavihira | 61 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #5 | raven | 59 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | avery | +4.68 | 83 | 37 |
| #2 | Ridge | +3.12 | 93 | 58 |
| #3 | hambooga | +3.09 | 91 | 71 |
| #4 | Fawx ♥ | +2.50 | 94 | 58 |
| #5 | Stx | +1.40 | 87 | 62 |





