








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 405 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 277 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5043 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,275 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6697 | 22% |
| Smokes | 8473 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 8232 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 6873 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $637,932 of utility $45 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 517 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moska. | 57% | 65 |
| #2 | KiciceX | 56% | 87 |
| #3 | FroZy | 52% | 141 |
| #4 | perhaps funky | 51% | 39 |
| #5 | Imundercovershh | 51% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moska. | 57% | 65 |
| #2 | KiciceX | 56% | 87 |
| #3 | FroZy | 52% | 141 |
| #4 | perhaps funky | 51% | 39 |
| #5 | Imundercovershh | 51% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FroZy | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | moska. | 6 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | KiciceX | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Imundercovershh | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | perhaps funky | 4 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | perhaps funky | 141 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #2 | FroZy | 121 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | moska. | 101 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Imundercovershh | 66 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | KiciceX | 55 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | perhaps funky | +3.56 | 51 | 68 |
| #2 | KiciceX | +1.67 | 81 | 36 |
| #3 | SllǮps | +0.82 | 58 | 61 |
| #4 | moska. | -0.88 | 37 | 44 |
| #5 | FroZy | -1.22 | 56 | 43 |





