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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1215 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 473 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7969 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,652 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1882 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2658 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3947 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 3165 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,709,818 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 192 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | perhaps funky | 14 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | SllǮps | 14 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | goji4ever | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | FroZy | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | ViệTAwpEr | 4 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | perhaps funky | 653 | 0.15 | 19 min |
| #2 | ak2wavy | 290 | 0.32 | 7 min |
| #3 | goji4ever | 274 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #4 | ViệTAwpEr | 269 | 0.36 | 6 min |
| #5 | SllǮps | 224 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | perhaps funky | +2.02 | 61 | 64 |
| #2 | Peak Brain Rot | +1.63 | 76 | 48 |
| #3 | ol1monopoly | +1.27 | 81 | 60 |
| #4 | ak2wavy | +1.22 | 63 | 66 |
| #5 | KiciceX | +1.14 | 81 | 44 |





