








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 174 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 148 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1512 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,994 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2108 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1673 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1668 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1545 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $290,917 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 102 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | panikin -n&b- | 73% | 15 |
| #2 | tresde | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | Impettus | 64% | 11 |
| #4 | arel -n&b- | 63% | 16 |
| #5 | hildao | 58% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | wizardd | 55% | 76 |
| #8 | fã do colo | 55% | 20 |
| #9 | AloW | 54% | 52 |
| #10 | Scofz | 47% | 30 |
| #11 | Pdr | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hildao | 3 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | wizardd | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | AloW | 2 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | arel -n&b- | 2 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | trigo | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wizardd | 111 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | trigo | 106 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | hildao | 48 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | Scofz | 42 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | AloW | 36 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | panikin -n&b- | +4.11 | 69 | 65 |
| #2 | Impettus | +2.22 | 76 | 68 |
| #3 | d1rektt | +1.31 | 73 | 64 |
| #4 | wizardd | +1.14 | 77 | 72 |
| #5 | hildao | +0.70 | 72 | 63 |





