








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 73 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 196 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2422 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,908 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1388 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1890 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1782 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1848 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,003,666 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Stekare | 45% | 66 |
| #12 | Kraiss | 45% | 121 |
| #13 | Kapish | 37% | 57 |
| #14 | GT | 35% | 20 |
| #15 | kukPEEK | 26% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SlaktarN | 7 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | fank | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Prins | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Kraiss | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Gabbaren | 4 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fank | 297 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #2 | Kraiss | 177 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | Gabbaren | 152 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | KrabbiN | 144 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Stekare | 143 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stekare | +2.50 | 73 | 64 |
| #2 | fank | +2.10 | 68 | 68 |
| #3 | hk0n | +2.03 | 90 | 51 |
| #4 | kukPEEK | +1.33 | 66 | 61 |
| #5 | GT | +0.93 | 54 | 60 |





