








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 188 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1168 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,537 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1271 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1293 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1027 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 946 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $286,592 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 43 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | 1llo | 52% | 21 |
| #9 | UncleSose | 48% | 25 |
| #10 | Jompparna | 40% | 15 |
| #11 | kylbert | 40% | 15 |
| #12 | Jami | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ManriHEppa | 3 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | UncleSose | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | hamsteri15 | 1 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | OGlole | 1 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Jompparna | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaska | +6.83 | 80 | 66 |
| #2 | OGlole | +2.84 | 93 | 70 |
| #3 | kylbert | +2.16 | 64 | 58 |
| #4 | hamsteri15 | +1.16 | 55 | 38 |
| #5 | Raimo Vormisto | +1.11 | 68 | 61 |





