








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 60 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 60 matches | ||
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1117 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,704 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1354 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1491 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1821 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1038 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $273,012 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Tartaros | 49% | 45 |
| #4 | layZZZ | 48% | 120 |
| #5 | Ravutto | 47% | 117 |
| #6 | 狐Tamako | 47% | 98 |
| #7 | Mawgan | 34% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 狐Tamako | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | layZZZ | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | PureGold | 2 | 0.0088 |
| #4 | Ravutto | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | layZZZ | +3.25 | 59 | 61 |
| #2 | DEMIGODakaRAMBO | +0.55 | 36 | 67 |
| #3 | 狐Tamako | +0.36 | 50 | 48 |
| #4 | Ravutto | +0.17 | 46 | 74 |
| #5 | PureGold | -3.09 | 25 | 29 |





