








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 77 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1210 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,186 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2692 | 44% |
| Smokes | 1389 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1004 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1101 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $203,927 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Tartaros | 49% | 45 |
| #4 | layZZZ | 48% | 112 |
| #5 | DEMIGODakaRAMBO | 47% | 117 |
| #6 | 狐Tamako | 46% | 116 |
| #7 | Mawgan | 38% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DEMIGODakaRAMBO | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | 狐Tamako | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | layZZZ | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | PureGold | 2 | 0.0088 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | layZZZ | +3.36 | 58 | 62 |
| #2 | DEMIGODakaRAMBO | +0.69 | 36 | 66 |
| #3 | 狐Tamako | +0.25 | 49 | 48 |
| #4 | Ravutto | +0.18 | 46 | 74 |
| #5 | PureGold | -3.09 | 25 | 29 |





