








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 908 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 251 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3986 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,020 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3778 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3824 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3966 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3452 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $903,225 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ddk | 208 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | MaSterOV✪ | 189 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | stod' | 152 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #4 | WujaSzef | 88 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | 𝔚𝔥𝔱ℜ𝔟𝔟𝔱 | 85 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XBRNX | +4.60 | 63 | 70 |
| #2 | MaSterOV✪ | +3.55 | 79 | 58 |
| #3 | 𝔚𝔥𝔱ℜ𝔟𝔟𝔱 | +2.63 | 68 | 64 |
| #4 | ultraskorona01 | +1.26 | 71 | 53 |
| #5 | Mr🧙♂️Skyppy | +0.38 | 73 | 60 |





