








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 191 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 407 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4017 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,701 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2839 | 19% |
| Smokes | 4844 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 3368 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3650 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,987,363 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 271 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snibba | 61% | 33 |
| #2 | bikermicefrommars | 50% | 42 |
| #3 | masqutti | 49% | 49 |
| #4 | DialG | 47% | 85 |
| #5 | Kuikka- | 46% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | masqutti | 49% | 49 |
| #4 | DialG | 47% | 85 |
| #5 | Kuikka- | 46% | 52 |
| #6 | dx | 46% | 65 |
| #7 | MASA | 36% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DialG | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | bikermicefrommars | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | masqutti | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | snibba | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DialG | 144 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #2 | dx | 140 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | masqutti | 118 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | snibba | 106 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | Kuikka- | 92 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snibba | +4.40 | 83 | 78 |
| #2 | bikermicefrommars | +0.14 | 65 | 64 |
| #3 | DialG | +0.07 | 58 | 70 |
| #4 | dx | +0.05 | 50 | 53 |
| #5 | masqutti | -0.32 | 43 | 65 |





