








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 52 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
685 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,913 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 876 | 30% |
| Smokes | 657 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 597 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 783 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $231,768 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | ❤Kevlaroo™❤ | 33% | 12 |
| #13 | ExqZee | 33% | 15 |
| #14 | szkorba | 31% | 13 |
| #15 | slevin | 29% | 7 |
| #16 | Blade MerviN łowca hedszotuf | 0% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Karmazynowy Chryzopraz Mnemozyna | 6 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | KamioR | 4 | 0.0109 |
| #3 | ❤Kevlaroo™❤ | 4 | 0.0158 |
| #4 | Mi$ieK™ | 3 | 0.0098 |
| #5 | ExqZee | 3 | 0.0101 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | szkorba | 71 | 0.27 | 3 min |
| #2 | Karmazynowy Chryzopraz Mnemozyna | 66 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | Gesiek | 48 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | Darth Darth Binks | 44 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | ExqZee | 38 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TCxKing | +5.39 | 81 | 77 |
| #2 | ❤Kevlaroo™❤ | +3.88 | 64 | 68 |
| #3 | trolof | +2.36 | 55 | 72 |
| #4 | Darth Darth Binks | +2.15 | 53 | 44 |
| #5 | szkorba | +1.74 | 71 | 74 |





