








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 306 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 225 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3207 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,419 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1654 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3222 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2377 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2166 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,293,530 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DomKang | 57% | 77 |
| #2 | Johnson | 56% | 63 |
| #3 | br1an | 55% | 47 |
| #4 | Moonie | 55% | 29 |
| #5 | rush84 | 52% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | linx | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | haxic | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Barium | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | DomKang | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | BooZy | 3 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | haxic | 395 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #2 | linx | 330 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #3 | br1an | 172 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | DomKang | 169 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | BooZy | 137 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moonie | +2.98 | 56 | 55 |
| #2 | linx | +2.60 | 79 | 75 |
| #3 | pape | +2.33 | 69 | 59 |
| #4 | rush84 | +0.99 | 72 | 52 |
| #5 | br1an | +0.76 | 72 | 78 |





