








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 249 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 444 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3772 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,954 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3869 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3694 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2317 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2074 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,767,104 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 731 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Itsmephillyy!- | 58% | 31 |
| #2 | Tank | 57% | 46 |
| #3 | Flurpan | 49% | 172 |
| #4 | HayG | 48% | 197 |
| #5 | Lil Blyaty | 48% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flurpan | +1.41 | 80 | 73 |
| #2 | HayG | +1.28 | 68 | 87 |
| #3 | -Itsmephillyy!- | +0.81 | 73 | 65 |
| #4 | Askar | +0.20 | 70 | 61 |
| #5 | gl0Ppy kend po fragbite | +0.17 | 79 | 64 |





