








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 158 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 153 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1649 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,611 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1311 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1462 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1038 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 800 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $995,199 of utility $233 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 475 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Askar | 60% | 55 |
| #2 | Flurpan | 51% | 72 |
| #3 | Tank | 50% | 20 |
| #4 | Pazzy | 50% | 30 |
| #5 | gl0Ppy kend po fragbite | 47% | 132 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HayG | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | gl0Ppy kend po fragbite | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Flurpan | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Askar | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Pazzy | 3 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flurpan | +2.31 | 82 | 75 |
| #2 | Askar | +1.33 | 75 | 61 |
| #3 | HayG | +1.25 | 64 | 86 |
| #4 | ✪RobinRhymes | +0.31 | 68 | 49 |
| #5 | gl0Ppy kend po fragbite | +0.16 | 76 | 64 |





