








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 147 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2585 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,350 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1342 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1796 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1924 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1288 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $893,128 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 53 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jks | 60% | 25 |
| #2 | mialof | 52% | 156 |
| #3 | KZe | 48% | 260 |
| #4 | Zsaru | 47% | 188 |
| #5 | wh1mpZouKa | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zsaru | 9 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | KZe | 8 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | mialof | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | wh1mpZouKa | 2 | 0.0091 |
| #5 | Sunny * | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KZe | +1.97 | 66 | 75 |
| #2 | jks | +1.67 | 63 | 60 |
| #3 | Sunny * | +1.26 | 73 | 59 |
| #4 | mialof | +0.78 | 56 | 48 |
| #5 | wh1mpZouKa | +0.47 | 74 | 58 |





