








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 548 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Premier | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4948 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,645 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5875 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5857 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4265 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2648 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $762,541 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 366 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jks | 56% | 25 |
| #2 | mialof | 52% | 178 |
| #3 | Zsaru | 49% | 195 |
| #4 | Sunny * | 48% | 33 |
| #5 | rom | 48% | 260 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rom | 10 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Zsaru | 10 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | mialof | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Sunny * | 2 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sunny * | +1.66 | 73 | 56 |
| #2 | KZe | +1.61 | 68 | 75 |
| #3 | jks | +1.17 | 59 | 60 |
| #4 | mialof | +0.70 | 56 | 49 |
| #5 | rom | -0.05 | 50 | 58 |





