








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 431 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 152 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2301 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,314 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1756 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3009 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 2293 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1256 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $717,209 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 280 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IvanFromUkraine | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | BOTBOI | Ghost | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Melvin | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Penguin | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | kRONENNN ;. | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOTBOI | Ghost | 172 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | IvanFromUkraine | 153 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | kRONENNN ;. | 123 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | Stranger | 119 | 0.35 | 3 min |
| #5 | Melvin | 103 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stranger | +2.15 | 72 | 66 |
| #2 | Shanks | +1.62 | 64 | 65 |
| #3 | Melvin | +0.56 | 52 | 65 |
| #4 | BOTBOI | Ghost | +0.29 | 64 | 45 |
| #5 | Penguin | +0.08 | 54 | 51 |





