








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2661 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1061 matches | ||
| Wingman | 46 matches | ||
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 222 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10481 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,449 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9868 | 26% |
| Smokes | 9655 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 10723 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 7203 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,800,424 of utility $216 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1277 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grizwitz | 60% | 96 |
| #2 | Sarijin | 56% | 111 |
| #3 | PoTT | 55% | 242 |
| #4 | Kennedine | 54% | 357 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grizwitz | 60% | 96 |
| #2 | Sarijin | 56% | 111 |
| #3 | PoTT | 55% | 242 |
| #4 | Kennedine | 54% | 357 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kennedine | 6 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | PoTT | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | Grizwitz | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kennedine | 738 | 0.10 | 21 min |
| #2 | PoTT | 178 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #3 | Grizwitz | 122 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | Sarijin | 106 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grizwitz | +2.90 | 56 | 59 |
| #2 | Kennedine | +1.27 | 59 | 71 |
| #3 | gorkraaF | +0.74 | 54 | 61 |
| #4 | Sarijin | -1.91 | 28 | 51 |
| #5 | PoTT | -2.04 | 25 | 51 |





