








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 311 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 539 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3997 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,758 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1254 | 14% |
| Smokes | 3349 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 3061 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1094 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,233,878 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 724 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RaY--> | 47% | 101 |
| #2 | w0mbat | 43% | 438 |
| #3 | Neggy-Z | 42% | 310 |
| #4 | shizzam | 42% | 422 |
| #5 | Max | 35% | 148 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RaY--> | 47% | 101 |
| #2 | w0mbat | 43% | 438 |
| #3 | Neggy-Z | 42% | 310 |
| #4 | shizzam | 42% | 422 |
| #5 | Max | 35% | 148 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w0mbat | 9 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | shizzam | 7 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Neggy-Z | 6 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Max | 3 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shizzam | 430 | 0.05 | 13 min |
| #2 | w0mbat | 217 | 0.02 | 7 min |
| #3 | RaY--> | 165 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | Max | 154 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | Neggy-Z | 144 | 0.02 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RaY--> | +3.33 | 78 | 70 |
| #2 | shizzam | +1.68 | 71 | 62 |
| #3 | w0mbat | -0.70 | 58 | 41 |
| #4 | DanicD | -0.95 | 64 | 46 |
| #5 | Neggy-Z | -1.58 | 48 | 54 |





