








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 287 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 387 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3036 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,041 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1060 | 12% |
| Smokes | 3287 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 2596 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2098 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,822,662 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RaY--> | 46% | 85 |
| #2 | w0mbat | 43% | 370 |
| #3 | DanicD | 42% | 310 |
| #4 | shizzam | 42% | 292 |
| #5 | Max | 36% | 140 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RaY--> | 46% | 85 |
| #2 | w0mbat | 43% | 370 |
| #3 | DanicD | 42% | 310 |
| #4 | shizzam | 42% | 292 |
| #5 | Max | 36% | 140 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w0mbat | 11 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | DanicD | 9 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | shizzam | 3 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | RaY--> | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Max | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shizzam | 295 | 0.05 | 9 min |
| #2 | w0mbat | 204 | 0.03 | 6 min |
| #3 | DanicD | 199 | 0.03 | 7 min |
| #4 | Max | 177 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #5 | RaY--> | 140 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RaY--> | +2.72 | 77 | 71 |
| #2 | shizzam | +1.73 | 73 | 61 |
| #3 | w0mbat | -0.45 | 59 | 42 |
| #4 | DanicD | -1.01 | 65 | 45 |
| #5 | Neggy-Z | -1.56 | 48 | 53 |





