








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 420 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 315 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2744 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,405 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1675 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1495 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1793 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2442 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $588,942 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 320 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C 0 M P L 3 X | 53% | 19 |
| #2 | TaladSosser | 50% | 346 |
| #3 | [ILF] Rick Gastly | 43% | 98 |
| #4 | Vencedor | 38% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C 0 M P L 3 X | 53% | 19 |
| #2 | TaladSosser | 50% | 346 |
| #3 | [ILF] Rick Gastly | 43% | 98 |
| #4 | Vencedor | 38% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TaladSosser | 14 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | [ILF] Rick Gastly | 8 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Vencedor | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TaladSosser | 1523 | 0.21 | 27 min |
| #2 | [ILF] Rick Gastly | 231 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | Vencedor | 90 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | C 0 M P L 3 X | 40 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TaladSosser | +0.41 | 42 | 63 |
| #2 | JustTheTip | +0.04 | 45 | 42 |
| #3 | [ILF] Rick Gastly | -0.49 | 34 | 44 |
| #4 | Vencedor | -1.13 | 47 | 58 |
| #5 | C 0 M P L 3 X | -1.32 | 59 | 50 |





