








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 22 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 44 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
567 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,061 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 647 | 21% |
| Smokes | 973 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 602 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 839 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $272,450 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tc93 | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | ST33LV4GIN4 | 71% | 7 |
| #3 | TaladSosser | 41% | 90 |
| #4 | JustTheTip | 38% | 39 |
| #5 | [ILF] Rick Gastly | 21% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tc93 | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | ST33LV4GIN4 | 71% | 7 |
| #3 | TaladSosser | 41% | 90 |
| #4 | JustTheTip | 38% | 39 |
| #5 | [ILF] Rick Gastly | 21% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TaladSosser | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | [ILF] Rick Gastly | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TaladSosser | 454 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #2 | JustTheTip | 40 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | [ILF] Rick Gastly | 25 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | ST33LV4GIN4 | 23 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #5 | tc93 | 6 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tc93 | +3.37 | 61 | 56 |
| #2 | JustTheTip | +0.33 | 48 | 42 |
| #3 | TaladSosser | -0.08 | 41 | 62 |
| #4 | [ILF] Rick Gastly | -0.38 | 37 | 39 |
| #5 | Vencedor | -1.37 | 46 | 59 |





