








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 33 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
94 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 551 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 44 | 8% |
| Smokes | 173 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 215 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 119 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $19,885 of utility $62 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crownz | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | Ohh | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | Big Winky | 50% | 10 |
| #4 | Otter | 38% | 8 |
| #5 | TomOtty | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Otter | 38% | 8 |
| #5 | TomOtty | 33% | 3 |
| #6 | Chainsaw Fellow | 0% | 2 |
| #7 | Triggered | 0% | 2 |
| #8 | Genjaharp | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Big Winky | 1 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | Otter | 1 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Big Winky | 41 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #2 | Otter | 28 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #3 | Genjaharp | 11 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #4 | Triggered | 11 | 0.25 | 0 min |
| #5 | TomOtty | 7 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Genjaharp | +3.76 | 77 | 72 |
| #2 | Big Winky | +3.65 | 56 | 65 |
| #3 | TomOtty | +2.28 | 76 | 8 |
| #4 | Crownz | +1.80 | 78 | 47 |
| #5 | Triggered | +0.55 | 47 | 63 |





