








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 67 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1035 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,188 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1305 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1387 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 814 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 682 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $178,752 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 96 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Queen "swe" | 192 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #2 | WRM | 37 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #3 | TATAKAE | 34 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | Shaggy | 31 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | ✪VanDuuren | 16 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TATAKAE | +2.62 | 64 | 56 |
| #2 | WRM | +1.12 | 39 | 54 |
| #3 | Queen "swe" | +0.84 | 53 | 62 |
| #4 | FIDDY | +0.51 | 82 | 53 |
| #5 | Cruprix ⛟ ⛟ ⛟ ⛟ | +0.41 | 50 | 58 |





