








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1651 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 368 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 173 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 128 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




240 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10874 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,262 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8952 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5296 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 8962 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 6052 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,054,147 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4439 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .t | 58% | 111 |
| #2 | joAo | 55% | 162 |
| #3 | 𓂀D̷4̷R̷K̷𓂀 | 53% | 242 |
| #4 | Cuca Beludo | 53% | 57 |
| #5 | bloodklat | 52% | 296 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bloodklat | 55 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | 𓂀D̷4̷R̷K̷𓂀 | 38 | 0.0079 |
| #3 | joAo | 37 | 0.0115 |
| #4 | taken | 35 | 0.0190 |
| #5 | .t | 13 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | joAo | +3.42 | 55 | 73 |
| #2 | Cuca Beludo | +3.05 | 89 | 72 |
| #3 | taken | +2.68 | 86 | 67 |
| #4 | .t | +2.58 | 93 | 69 |
| #5 | frztfrztfrzt | +1.80 | 70 | 66 |





