








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 15 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 145 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2224 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,382 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5302 | 40% |
| Smokes | 3856 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2205 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2019 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $588,066 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 26 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Oswald Cobblepot | 432 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #2 | lintybby | 320 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | Mr Chedda | 291 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #4 | Mr Backwood | 161 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | Kusen | 63 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lintybby | +2.35 | 85 | 58 |
| #2 | Oswald Cobblepot | +0.31 | 57 | 52 |
| #3 | Kusen | +0.05 | 79 | 54 |
| #4 | Mr Chedda | -0.48 | 73 | 42 |
| #5 | Mr Backwood | -0.75 | 37 | 57 |





